making a pinned post bc i like my simple bio, but i want y’all to know that my pp is by @mxgpoid
making a pinned post bc i like my simple bio, but i want y’all to know that my pp is by @mxgpoid
Hot take it’s not actually accessible if I have to ask an abled body person for help or assistance
I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER
RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?
OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE
YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST
A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.
DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME
from an article on fag hags in xy magazine. featured are photographs of gay men with their hags, published july 1999.
Unfortunately pussy doesn't exist, dicks are a myth, and buttholes are just an optical illusion! Hope this helps!
god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.
well.
today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)
jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.
and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.
this is a children's game for children btw.
none of the money is real.
i'm having such a good time.
oh fuck yeah this is the coolest
anyways, instead of focusing all your energy on calling out Succession and the Last of Us for being anti-palestinian, here's some of my favourite media made by Palestinians 🇵🇸 and their allies...
As fine and good as it is to call out Zionism in media, rmr to also support Palestinians, their work and their art. Feel free to suggest more ❤️
the transsexual that has suffered 10,000 quiet indignities does not stop dreaming of a better world
pretty cool how you went on a heroic journey to gain the power needed to defeat me. unfortunately i was on a cooler, villainous journey
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I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER
RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?
OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE
YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST
A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.
DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME
from an article on fag hags in xy magazine. featured are photographs of gay men with their hags, published july 1999.
Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
She nos on my feratu till the first cock crows
He was the only thing worth the entire movie
Only he can bring out the crazy characters like he always does 🤣
god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.
well.
today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)
jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.
and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.
this is a children's game for children btw.
none of the money is real.
i'm having such a good time.
oh fuck yeah this is the coolest
diversity win! the fucked up doctor who tortures people in the woods is gay




I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.
I actually appreciate how aggressively non sexy this whole comic is
thats what you think. you just arent homosexual enough to understand it
do people on the wider internet know that neopets.com is experiencing time drift. not as a plot thing like the actual neopian standard time clock on the servers has been slowly de-syncing with real time because of a security update that broke it
the nst clock is ~3 minutes fast at the moment, the funniest consequences of which are that you can still put in your food club bets for about 3 minutes after they should have been due, and 2fa is broken because neopets doesn't recognize your 2fa code from 3 minutes in the future
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